crapatmyparentshouse: Nothing says Welcome to...

A photo blog about bad, awful things. ~~Witches~~, ~~Paganism~~, ~~Politics~~, Lulz, Haterade! Awesome things! Something for everyone!

If I could describe myself ...: ☠ Secretive, reclusive, messy, disorganized, introverted, unassertive, rarely worries, dislikes large parties, does not like to fit in, ~~does not need to control others~~, solitary, ambivalent about chaos, leisurely (more like a hedonist), does not respect authority and ~~hates the police~~, not aggressive, observer, abstract, impractical, dislikes leadership, daydreamer, bizarre, does not make friends easily, not a perfectionist, suspicious, rarely irritated, strong physical instincts, unsympathetic at times, risk taker, submissive, weird, sarcastic, strange, eccentric, sanguine Gemini to the core.

☠ I have a facade of sincerity; underneath that layer is a cold-eyed, cold-hearted, bad-mouthing, two-faced, reckless rumormonger who scavenges information to use to shaft someone later.

☠ My name is James.

☠ I'm from Texas.

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☠ A Texas liberal.
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☠ I was an awful child. "Clingy sissies like sittin' in the corner!¹"

☠ I'm 25 26 and still have a Jan Brady moment at least once a week.

☠ My favorite color is GREEN. If you don't like green, you can just get the fuck of my Tumblr!

☠ I often visibly scoff and sneer at people and things I don't like. A couple of friends remarked that I always have an affronted look on my face that I really need to work on. Well whuteva!

☠ I love everything from my childhood, and often post fads, likes, and music from the 90s, even if it's awful in retrospect. Go Go Waco Siege!

☠ I have a phobia of old, abandoned swimming pools (and empty ones); old showers and tanks; hot tubs put in ground; and anything to do with ships or water containment. I often have a nightmare where I'm in an endless school restroom with slippery concrete floors and jets of cold water are spraying from the ceiling and wall. Fuuuuu! One time I ran out of a rest stop bathroom because the toilets were made of stainless steel.

..LIKES..Algernon Blackwood, Amy Sedaris, ancestral religion, animism, archaic religions, astronomical theories, bad taste, biology, biotech, blasphemy, book collecting, Chiroptera, conniving, conspiracy theories, Corvidae, David Sedaris, dogs, Edward Gorey, Elderberry, entheogens, environmentalism, evolution, Fate, folk religion, forests, green pens, haunting folklore, Hel, heresy, H.P. Lovecraft, Indo-Europeans, Jerri Blank, John Waters, kudzu, lulz, maliciousness, modern ruins, nasty gossip, paganism, pharmacology, Robin Artisson, rude pranks, Strigidae, sorcery, superb taste, textbooks, things from my childhood, Tibetan Buddhism, toxicology, trees, unspeakable crimes, unsubstantiated personal gnosis, viscera, voodoo, witchery

..DISLIKES.. "Abrahamica", Aging Hippy Liberal Douches, anarchism, anime, anti-vaccination, Dipshit Cracker-ass'd Beady-eyed Conservatives, memorabilia, MISSIONARIES MISSIONARIES MISSIONARIES I WANT TO KILL EVERY ONE OF THEM FUCKERS, neo-conservatism, Objectivism, poetry, popped collars, revealed religion, road trips, role play, routine and mundane ritual, sandals, slow walkers, stupid bumper stickers, trannies, trendy environmentalism, trendy philosophy (Nietzsche, existentialism and postmodernism, nihilism), t-shirts with stupid shit written on them, whine, Windows, white wash, Zealots.

☠ I'm also very tasteless:

☠ TV: Dexter, True Blood, South Park, American Dad, Alias, Strangers with Candy, Summer Heights High, Martin, Daria, Bishoujo Senshi Sailormoon, MMPR, Homeland, American Horror Story.

☠Authors: Robin Artisson, HP Lovecraft, David Sedaris, Arthur Machen, Algernon Blackwood, Claude Lecouteux

☠OCDs: gross fascination with Lite Brite pegs, light switches, touch/pressure symmetry, and embroidery thread isles in craft stores.

☠Dranks: Diet Coke, Dr. Pepper, Big Red, St. Germain liqueur, rum.

MY OTHER BLOGS:

➞Opium Denizens
--Decor, homes, bedrooms, bookshelves

➞Ghastly Shades of Green
--My blog devoted to anything and everything green

➞The Crooked Heath
--Witches & Paganism

24th October 2010

Photo reblogged from crap at my parents house with 37 notes